It seems that Melissa McCarthy’s invitation to join The Gilmore Girls’ Netflix revival got lost in the mail! While we’re sending out more invites to be on the show, I think it’d be wise to consider other performers, too!
The way I see it, there’s only one way writer and creator Amy Sherman-Palladino can make up for the travesty that was The Gilmore Girls’ final season: by casting sexy pornstars as some of the Gilmores’ new friends! Here are my suggestions:
One character that will truly be missed is the family patriarch, Richard Gilmore who was played by Edward Herrmann. Herrmann recently passed on to the big country club in the sky, leaving Emily Gilmore as his onscreen widow. Naturally, Emily will need a new love interest to fill the void and nobody is better at filling voids than Lexington Steele!
Paris Geller and her boyfriend Doyle, were the ultimate geeky power couple. Obviously, they’ll be parents in this new season and with their busy schedules they’ll definitely need a nanny! Jynx is an expert in cleaning up spit and other bodily fluids and would make the perfect au pair for the Geller clan.
It’s no secret that Sherman-Palladino’s witty dialogue can be quite the mouthful. As a star of many dirty movies, Alexis Texas has had a lot of experience having her mouth full and would be a terrific asset to the show!
Lorelai always had Sookie St. James’ shoulder to cry on. With Melissa McCarthy being such a major film star now, it’s doubtful that she’ll return as Lorelai’s BFF. Lisa Ann’s hefty bosom would be a terrific substitute for Lorelai to cry into.
Sure, Rory could end up being with bad-boy Jess Mariano, but that would almost be TOO perfect. The new season will need some drama and nothing is more dramatic than a new love interest. Having handled many girls at the same time, Erik Everhard is no stranger to drama and would make a great mate for Rory.
Whatever happens in this new revival of The Gilmore Girls, I’m sure it will be extremely satisfying - as long as it features hot, half-naked porn stars. And of course, LOTS of coffee!